Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Sniper school and more
Keffiyah camouflage...that is, Israeli Special Forces Undercover Units. You can go to school to become an Israeli undercover "soldier"--that is, if you are Jewish. It doesn't matter if you live in Tayibe, HaMerkaz Israel or Toronto, Canada, if you are a Jew you can go to school to learn how to take out Palestinians. What if you are a Canadian Jew but you don't have any money? Don't worry, the HESEG foundation will help you, that is, on condition that you are indeed a Jew, get to Israel and learn how to kill. Every time a Canadian visits a Chapters or Indigo Bookstore, their money helps send a Canadian boy to kill Palestinians. Why should our boys just kill Taliban terrorists when they can kill Hamas terrorist? To speed you on your way to become an Undercover Special Forces Soldier in Israel, visit this site for your Undercover Guide and you will be on your way to kill a Palestinian, too.
Undercover is not your style? There are more options at the Israeli Special Forces school. Maybe you dream to become a sniper? Well, you too can have your chance to sniper shoot a child in Gaza by entering the Snipers School.
But you don't have any experience killing so you would like to start at the beginning? Then you should read the Israeli Special Forces Infantry Soldier Guide.
You want more choice? Sniping and undercover are not man enough for you and you know some of the basics because you play World WarCraft constantly? Well, how about entering the Israeli State Terrorist School? You may get a chance to try out your urban guerrilla warfare training in the specially built "Gaza" village, that is, at the new Ground Troop Training Centre (GTTC)! You could do sight-seeing in Beersheba while there, and (pardon the pun!) kill two birds with one stone.
"Built a year and a half ago, the GTTC is a mock Arab village complete with outlying rural areas, a downtown district and a winding maze of streets and alleyways, pregnant with the constant risk of an unexpected close encounter with the enemy."
There are many options to satisfy your urge to get your finger or eye behind some brand new military technologies made in the U.S.A. You can begin by learning all about the latest Optics ; the combination of training at the Israeli Special Forces school and using state-of-the-art US made military technologies will surely help you reach your killing goals.